Tuesday, September 25, 2007

The Girlfriend

I picked you up from school yesterday, and we were walking to the car. By the fence was a little girl that I guess you play with in school. She was all moony eyed and watching you. You walked up to the fence, and i thought you were going to kiss her, but you didn't. She started looking sad, and I said, "What did you do to her?"

You said, "I spit on her." I said, "Why?" You said, "I don't know."

I made you go back and apologize to her twice. Then you got in the car, I said do you like her? and you said yes. And rolled down your window, and waved to her and talked to her as we drove off.

I guess that explains it. When guys want to impress another four year old girl, they spit on them. :eyeroll: